If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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