still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
