I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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