I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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