Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
