I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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