I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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