Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
This house was built for laser tag.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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