im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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