its not stalking. its research.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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