8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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