We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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