she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
