Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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