so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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