she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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