he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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