I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
that's an acceptable place to lick
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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