im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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