Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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