I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Green mimosas i think yes
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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