I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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