Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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