If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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