So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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