yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
