Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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