think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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