Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Pants are for mortals
Randomize
