I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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