he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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