i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
