so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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