North Korea, Best Korea!
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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