Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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