You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
