remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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