i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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