she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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