Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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