Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
tell your sister to shave her snatch
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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