I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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