first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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