white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
now i know why i became what i already was.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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