their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
