Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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