Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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