Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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