i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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