Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
then he tried to convert me to islam
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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