I feel like abortions should bother me more
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
