i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
