woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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