idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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