I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
