counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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