I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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