i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
one might say we're banned from that church
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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