i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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